I like a lot of stuff.

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

firelordazula:

do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests

so-relatable:

Submit your own so relatable posts here :)

so-relatable:

Submit your own so relatable posts here :)

(Source: idgafimawesome)

genebeanbelcher:

interestingly, this is the exact line milk uses when faced with edward elric.

genebeanbelcher:

interestingly, this is the exact line milk uses when faced with edward elric.

(Source: imalittleowl)

“They know we’re here. No one throw your lives away unnecessarily. Not even to impress the gods.”

meladoodle:

iphone-420:

meladoodle:

dude if you want anyone to feel like shit just respond with ‘ok’ to all their messages like forreal

ok

you asshole

lulz-time:

finalellipsis:
good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

lulz-time:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.

…and a little dance.

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

(Source: togifs)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

purgatorybitches:
I’m still laughing my ass off at my desktop.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

purgatorybitches:

I’m still laughing my ass off at my desktop.

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

(Source: fabulewis)

(Source: sixtytwoseconds)